I swear to you, I will come kick your teeth in and shove the horn trumpets through your ears if you keep it up. 

Signed,
I’m grumpy when I’m this worn out. 

secretlymartinfreeman:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cucumbersforlegs:

castiel-of-winterfell:

kneelbeforethemusers:

heysammy:

wow this is so far from okay

#welcome to the Supernatural fandom#where we take the already painful#and make it worse

cHRIST

YOU INFILTRATED THE SHERLOCK FANDOM JUST TO MAKE IT FUCKING SADDER I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS COME ON, DOCTOR WHO LET’S GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE SPN WON’T MAKE US CRY

I REMEMBER REBLOGGING THIS BEFORE I WATCHED SPN.

I THOUGHT THAT I UNDERSTOOD JUST HOW SAD IT WAS EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE FULL CONTEXT OF THE ANGEL WINGS.

I WAS SO WRONG. I’M GONNA GO CRY NOW.

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

sonicscrewdriving:

i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

slytherynn:

problem: i’m 21 and i throw themed parties

also a problem: all my friends wanna do is get drunk off cheap beer and fuck each other

another problem: beer makes me sick

I go to themed parties when the arise! and I like to play games and stuff! and I only apparently drink beer when I’m crazy drunk, which has only happened once. Soooo… party!

My grandmother sees Siamese twin #t-Rexs. I see two #dinos trying repopulate.

rainbowrites:

shorm:

iggity:

fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

mimzors:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

He is just so fascinating to watch.

Also, I need to try it this way omg.

“Just go upstairs and give it to her now. ….The breakfast.”

jesus christ, he’s in a million different shows and then he does things like this too. HOW DOES HE HAVE TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIS WIFE

also, I just love that he laughs at his own joke. He is adorable, for all that he can also be TERRIFYING

lovetherunning:

Comic Con San Diego 2011 - What dinosaur would you be and why?

Jensen [x] Jim [x] Misha [x]

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

majestic-beard:

2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming

3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even