Hey there, I'm Don. 22 years old, and a passenger of the roller coaster of life. Luckily not doing it alone, and have the most supportive and amazing girl on the planet by my side. And having a kickass group of friends helps too. My mind works in a nonstop visual manner, and I'm always looking to learn new things. So maybe stick around and see what we can teach or show each other.

I love college scavenger hunts

Randomly sitting on the front porch, several members of the hottest sorority come up. After a discussion pertaining another part of the fraternity, I was forced to mention that I’m not a brother at all. They kinda freak out, and I soon realize what they’re saying. 

One of these 11 out of 10 women needs to make-out with  an unaffiliated guy, and there has to be photo evidence. I’m the only guy that fits that bill within the radius of a block. Three other girls promptly pull out their phones to get the photo evidence and we go to town. Couple minutes later, we’re done, we smile, and she goes off into the night. 

I made out with an 11, who was a senior, and I didn’t even catch her name. Thursday, you have been brilliant to me. 

Dear more than slightly intoxicated woman,

As you are stumbling down the street, on the phone with your friend, please note that not everyone you see is in the state you are. As you make your way down the street drunk, high, drugged, or more, please be careful with your assumptions. Just because I am coughing up a lung does not mean I am drunk. It simply means I am having difficulties breathing, and have been for a few weeks now. Sure, the blood I’m now coughing up is a bit of a new piece, but there’s not much to be done for that. So, please do get home safely, and keep your friend on the phone because it’s 1:53AM. 

Sincerely,
The guy going to “some place with bricks” 

If tonight proved one thing, it’s that I’m far from being out of practice on giving orgasmic massages.

I know you only have my word to go on with this, but I mean actual orgasms. I have claw marks, bite marks and a hickey to prove all of this. And sore thumbs. True story, all the marks received via mouth were done by ladies that had boyfriends no more than 2 feet from me in either direction. I myself got the best massage of my life, and have a week promised to me in the near future that is going to be dedicated to the horrible condition my back is in. And that was just the end of the night. 

The start and middle of the night consisted of a few highlights-

  • cupcake baking
  • cupcake eating
  • dancing
  • chilling
  • dancing
  • strip rule dominant rounds of kings
  • 4 girls taking turns making out with each other in just their underwear, with me having front row seats
  • dancing
  • trying to get me drunk/buzzed and failing again. 
  • more chilling
  • and then the massages started and I soon learned that I still have magic hands. 

Let me just some the night up in three words-

I. LOVE. COLLEGE.  

This is why I love college food..

I just got a large portion of Chinese food, beef and broccoli to be exact, for 3.75. A portion big enough to somewhat fill me, for under 4 bucks!? And the food was delicious? It’s a beautiful day, everyone.

No, seriously, it’s a beautiful day. It’s the end of January and its 60 degrees out. Go for a walk or something, you won’t regret it.

Finally finished switching cubbies.

Went from the really small ladder-less cubby to the bigger one with a ladder. It was mostly the more space thing that sold me on the switch. Also, ladders are nice when people want to sleep next to you, but can’t get up into your bed without them. So boo-yah, killed two birds with one stone. 

Also, we brought a third couch into here. Finally we won’t have to have like a zillion chairs to accommodate everyone that comes in here. All in all, a pretty productive night. 

And still Dave thinks it makes sense to challenge me..

So Seth finally moved out (yesss) and we cleaned up the room a LOT. Before moving his dresser into his cubby, Adam was taking the boxes off of it, so we could move it. Dave then said he bet Adam couldn’t clear the boxes off and climb up onto the dresser (7 feet tall) in under 5 minutes. Adam wavered on a decision of if he could do it, so I told him I would do it, and I could do it in under a minute.

He swore I couldn’t, so then pulled his phone out to time me. He said go, I moved the boxes off, got on top, and touched the ceiling in 53 seconds. And that was only because I had to reposition the dresser because it was tipping on me. 

Challenge: Accomplished