I’m telling you, internet, this dog is exactly what I would be if I weren’t human. Or a guy.
She was passed out like 30 seconds before I took this picture. As soon as I opened up the wrapper of my coffee cake, she woke up, stumbled over to where she’s sitting, and just stared at it.
me
At the car wash, questioning my choice of #tricolor treatment.
Am I attractive yet?
It’s like for the rest of the night, I don’t even care what happens
I can’t do this. I can’t live on rabbit food. I’m a warrior.
Hey I'm Don. 21 years old, and living the single life as easily as possible. Man of many talents and tricks. Professional bacon eater. I fix things and make people laugh, too. Get to know me, my ask is always open.