the spot.
ANYONE

I need a massage like my life depends on it. My shoulders are the most sore they have been in months. It’s like I’m carrying the world right now, and I just can’t do it at this moment. If you know me, or even if you don’t and wanna help a Philly man out,  I’d love a massage right now. Any takers?

ALSO MY RIBCAGE REALLY HURTS.