Hey there, I'm Don. 22 years old, and a passenger of the roller coaster of life. Luckily not doing it alone, and have the most supportive and amazing girl on the planet by my side. And having a kickass group of friends helps too. My mind works in a nonstop visual manner, and I'm always looking to learn new things. So maybe stick around and see what we can teach or show each other.
So this is what my eye looked like for all of Thursday, and some of Friday last week. Somehow I managed to drive with just my right eye, for hours. I realize it probably wasn’t the greatest idea, but then, the only other option was my illegal to drive stepfather. But, I’m still here. 

So this is what my eye looked like for all of Thursday, and some of Friday last week. Somehow I managed to drive with just my right eye, for hours. I realize it probably wasn’t the greatest idea, but then, the only other option was my illegal to drive stepfather. But, I’m still here. 


I need a massage like my life depends on it. My shoulders are the most sore they have been in months. It’s like I’m carrying the world right now, and I just can’t do it at this moment. If you know me, or even if you don’t and wanna help a Philly man out,  I’d love a massage right now. Any takers?


Hahaha, this is too good to not post.

‎”A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband”.. !

A young ‘n pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: 

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Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy?
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I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style ‘n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income,’n it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names ‘n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks ‘n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, ‘n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” ‘n “money” : Person A provides beauty,’n Person B pays for it, fair ‘n square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, ‘n you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it ‘n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. ‘n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me.

J.P. Morgan CEO..

That counts as a burn of epic proportions, yeah?


Even more greatness. Climbed to the top of the fountain outside North Hall tonight. Photo evidence to follow soon. I just need photo proof of me being on Mario’s high back now. And for them to take that box away from the A. J. Drexel statue, so I can sit on his lap. If you guys can think of any other statues/sculpturesque things on this campus for me to climb, please suggest or mention them. I feel like I’m missing something somewhere, but I’m not sure. 

And yes, I did climb the horse in motion statue by the DAC. There’s already a picture up here of my on the middle horse. 

Oh yeah. One thing I’ve also achieved is my ribcage to be completely swollen. I hate coughing like this. My ribs hurt so bad right now, and there’s nothing I can do about them, like, at all. Oh well I guess..

One last thing. A buddy of mine said something tonight that really struck me. Not because of the context he was saying it in, but because it pretty much encompasses me in a general way, which is easy for me to use in the future as a description of me. Here’s what he said:

"The few struggle so the many don’t have to" 

Knowing the context he meant this in, I know my struggles don’t match to his. But really, this statement is still really relevant for me. I’ve mentioned many times before that my life has been a constant uphill struggle. But somehow I always manage to take on the stresses and whatnot of other people and carry on. I think I’m one of those few to struggle, so that (most of) you can carry on. Even though there’s nothing really that great about me. So If you need to get something off of your chest, mind, stomach, or any other part of your person? Feel free to talk to me. If I can’t help, perhaps I know someone who can. And if I can help, I’m more than willing to.