the spot.

don’t mind the black and white Transformer’s footage, unless you’re into it. This song is just really good.

The Humbling River- Puscifer 

My fucking body is ready.

Autobots, roll out. 

Do you see where this is going?

It’s Bumblebee! Damn sexy smile. Loved how the flash got caught in the headlight. ‘Cause the weren’t even on.

Dat ass. Couldn’t help but stare.

Everyone that got in this beast was complaining about not being able to see over the dash. And they all had to sit up, to see more than like their head in the window. I got in, and I fit perfectly. The wheel was extremely comfortable. The pedals were the perfect size. The shifter fit my hand perfectly. The seat felt like it was fit for my body.  I’m definitely getting a Camaro like this when I’m older. 

Here’s the writing again. The racing stripes were carbon fibre, and this script was written on it. I didn’t even notice it at first, until the light caught it. I dubbed myself a nerd for knowing it was Cybertronian. It was agreed on by my company, but I’m quite alright with that.  

Today it was discovered what my body truly sounds like.

My body is broken. It makes the weirdest noises all the time. 

Nui described what it sounds like- “Your body is filled with the sounds of the cracks of all the necks being snapped in movies.”

He also said that it’s like I’m transforming. If I were walking down the street, and you heard me cracking, you’d think you were going to see an epic robot battle. But you get disappointed ‘cause it’s just me cracking my knuckles or neck. 

Hello,

September. Been a while since I’ve seen you around. Hope you’re as wonderful and beautiful as I’m expecting you to be. Also, if you could let me catch up on sleep, that’d be lovely. I’m working on about 4 hours of sleep total in the past 72. I love that I’m able to do that and still function fairly well, but I do like to sleep sometimes. 

Let’s get this stuff done, thanks. =]

Side note, I feel like Megatron from the original Transformers movie. After getting the piss knocked outta him, he says “I still function”. Somehow I’m still functioning. I’m not sure how I do these things. I swear I’m not human.